Product Name: XIALORU (Zee-Ah-luh-rue)
Description: An artist. Shy, modest, reserved. Enjoys making friends and making props. Very creative.
Ingredients: Water, carbon, ammonia, lime, phosphorous, salt, saltpeter, sulfur, fluorine, iron, silicon, trace amounts of 15 other elements.
Care Instructions: XIALORU is easy to take care of. Be sure to keep food handy, as well as the typical art supplies such as paper and pencil. Her iPod is a prized possession, so be sure to keep it charged and working. Since she attends school, keep her motivated. If her grades slip, be there for her (see emergency section).
CAUTION: Do NOT ingest. Even though XIALORU is edible, it is highly unadvised due to body composition. Plus she's not too fond of being bitten.
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: Give vanilla chai latte, paper, pencil, laptop, Zelda games and/or sewing supplies. Should calm down instantly. If not, we are not liable for any upset XIALORU models. It's on you, kid.